Want to kick off your birthday celebration with some laughs? The right invitation can set a fun tone and get your guests excited. Here are some cleverly worded invitations that’ll have everyone chuckling before they even RSVP!
Why Funny Invitations Work
Before diving into the examples, funny invitations work because they:
- Break the ice
- Set a fun tone for your event
- Show your personality
- Make your invitation memorable
- Get guests excited about attending
Here are 10 hilarious invitation wordings you can customize for your own party:
HONEST PARTY INVITE: BREAKING NEWS!
I’m turning 35 and need witnesses
Come watch me pretend this doesn’t bother me at all!
Saturday, June 8th 7:00 PM – Until we forget how old we are
Location of the Crisis: 123 Denial Drive Ageville, ST 12345
What to Expect:
- Me insisting I don’t need reading glasses
- Stories about “the good old days”
- Cake (because sugar fixes everything)
RSVP before I have a meltdown Text: (555) 123-4567
ADULTING THEME: LEVEL UP ALERT!
ALEX has reached Level 30!
Join the next quest: Pretending to Have Life Figured Out
Saturday, July 15th 8:00 PM – Game Over
Player 1’s House: 456 Controller Court Gamerville, ST 12345
Boss Battle Features:
- Snacks (adult-approved)
- Dance Moves (noob-friendly)
- Achievement Unlocked: Birthday Cake
RSVP to join the party raid (555) 987-6543 No actual gaming skills required
MEDICAL ALERT: URGENT MEDICAL NOTICE
Patient: Sarah Johnson Diagnosis: Chronic Party Fever Treatment Plan: Birthday Celebration Required
Prescription Details: Saturday, August 20th 7:00 PM – Until symptoms improve
Treatment Facility: 789 Recovery Road Partyville, ST 12345
Side Effects May Include:
- Excessive Fun
- Spontaneous Dancing
- Memory Loss After 10 PM
RSVP to Dr. Party (555) 246-8135 Insurance not accepted
POLICE REPORT: WANTED: PARTY PEOPLE
For the celebration of
MIKE’S DIRTY THIRTY
Crime Details: Saturday, September 16th 8:00 PM – Until bail is posted
Scene of the Crime: 321 Jailbird Lane Funville, ST 12345
Warning: Excessive fun will be mandatory Dad jokes will be told Dance moves will be questionable
Turn yourself in (RSVP) to: Officer Party (aka Jessica) (555) 753-9514
DRAMA QUEEN: ATTENTION! This is NOT a drill!
JENNY is making this birthday ALL ABOUT HER (shocking, we know)
Saturday, October 14th, 7:00 PM – Until the drama ends
The Main Stage: 147 Spotlight Avenue Dramadelphia, ST 12345
Starring:
- The Birthday Girl (obviously)
- Supporting Cast (that’s you)
- Special Guest: CAKE!
RSVP to the Star (555) 159-7532 No acting experience required
EXTINCTION PARTY: PREHISTORIC ALERT!
Help celebrate BOB’S 40TH before he goes extinct!
Saturday, November 11th 6:00 PM – Until evolution kicks in
The Cave: 789 Fossil Lane Dinosaurville, ST 12345
Archaeological Evidence:
- Ancient Artifacts (Bob)
- Prehistoric Snacks
- Jurassic Parking Available
RSVP to the Old Fossil (555) 951-7531
ROYAL DECREE: HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
By royal decree All subjects must attend QUEEN LISA’S Birthday Celebration
When the stars align: Saturday, December 9th 7:00 PM – Until the crown comes off
The Royal Palace: 852 Throne Way Kingdomville, ST 12345
Royal Activities:
- Bowing to the Queen
- Royal Feast
- Court Jester Performance
RSVP to the Royal Guard (555) 357-9514 Peasant attire acceptable
CIRCUS THEME: STEP RIGHT UP!
To the Greatest Show on Earth: DAVID’S 50TH BIRTHDAY
Watch in amazement as he:
- Balances work & life!
- Juggles responsibilities!
- Walks the tightrope of aging!
Saturday, January 13th 7:00 PM – Until the circus leaves town
Under the Big Top: 963 Circus Circle Clownville, ST 12345
No actual circus skills needed Just bring your sense of humor!
RSVP to the Ringmaster (555) 852-9630
WARNING LABEL: CAUTION: PARTY ZONE AHEAD
SAFETY NOTICE: Katie is turning 25 and it might get dangerous!
Date of Incident: Saturday, February 17th 8:00 PM – Until safety protocols fail
Hazard Location: 741 Warning Way Dangerville, ST 12345
Safety Equipment Provided:
- Party Hats
- Cake Shields
- Dance Floor Protection
RSVP to Safety Officer (555) 147-2580
FITNESS THEMED: WORKOUT ALERT!
Join us for Steve’s BIRTHDAY BOOT CAMP
Warning: Only snacks and alcohol will be lifted
Saturday, March 16th 7:00 PM – Until we’re too tired to party
The Gym (aka My House): 852 Lazy Lane Fitville, ST 12345
Workout Plan:
- 12 oz. Curls
- Competitive Lounging
- Hardcore Relaxation
RSVP to the Trainer (555) 369-8520 No actual exercise is required
Tips for Writing Your Funny Invitation:
- Keep essential information clear despite the jokes
- Match humor to your audience
- Don’t forget important details like address and RSVP
- Consider the party theme when choosing jokes
- Keep it light and fun, not offensive
Now go forth and make your guests laugh!
